Why not a coward?

This one goes out to all those people who have been made fun of and told off my family, friends and society for being a coward. Who says being a coward is a bad thing?

You are always on the safer side. (especially in case war)
Even if you did do something, noone would ever suspect you.
Your friends would never dare you to do something weird.
You never get into trouble in school. (you will always be someone in the background)
Your parents will be proud of you because your teacher never complains.

And most importantly, if it werent for you cowards, we would be unable to define the brave.

I had some more in mind. I cant remember right now. Anyways, all I'm trying to say is that it isnt all that bad to be a coward.